Lauren is humiliating me in front of a large group of people.  I call her insecure.  She shouts "sorry you feel that way!'  She is mocking me.  She says she thinks I'm incredibly lazy.

Malcolm X is my father.  I am forced to choose between Christianity and Islam when I would rather not belong to any organized religion.  I tell him I want to be a Latin American Studies professor.  He lectures me on why I need to become an Afro American Studies professor.  I tell him I've been…