Me, Myself and I

[Mишка (Miska)]

Yes yes another blog about me get the point... Today wasn't particularly the best of days for me but it wasn't the worst. Good things happened, but by the time I got home things were already going downhill. The first thing that happened to me today was I walked up the stairs of my high school with my friend, Sarah. As I was walking up the stairs I was making various jokes one of which I decided to make an imitation of sobbing in order that The hilarity of the joke was well understood. Sarah having not paid any heed to my joking the first place decided to say,"not to be mean but to be mean your crying noises sound stupid" so naturally I became a little bit offended. After all I was not actually crying. Is annoyed me so Keenly I just said(after she was making fun of pewdiepies voice),"not to be rude but to be rude, you should not attempt to mimic the Scandinavian 'shh' sound, as your teeth don't appear to be well shaped for it." Aggravated by this she questioned me saying why are you saying that I can't make a 'shh' sound? I told her that her teeth must not be well shaped for it given, after all she has to wear braces and has been wearing braces for the past few years. Her brows furrowed and it seemed as though her teeth clenched ever so slightly, she try to make me emotional by using her height she skipped plenty of steps as she went down the stairs where as I cannot skip stairs because my legs are fairly short and I am very petite person. Laughing at this fact she seemed to run straight into the classroom where is I took quite some time to walk down the stairs. Later on during class we ended up having a little burn war if one would call it that. Eventually should begin running out of things to say to me that were supposed to make me unhappy. Your things that made me unhappy up whatever was when she told me you seem to have two different personalities. It seems almost as if one minute you're really really really cute and happy and the next moment you are a harsh intellectual. She then proceeded to hint that something was wrong with me psychologically, she also pointed out the fact that my eyebrows are rather thin and sparse. She even said that times when I'm trying to make sense of things I contradict myself, as to hurt seems I am not as smart as I say I am or I seem to be. This did bring me to a bother some point. I was very unhappy at the fact that she tried him that, there was something wrong with me psychologically, my eyebrows are sparse, and that I am not an intellectual. There fact that you actually bring up my eyebrows disappointed me in her. The reason that my eyebrows are thin and sparse is due to the medicine I am taking The medicine is a corticosteroid use for my lungs if I did not take that medicine I would likely pass out and stop breathing. The harshness of this corticosteroid causes my eyebrows to become sparse and for my hair and my eyelashes to become sparse as well. This always makes me upset therefore I wear a hat to cover my eyebrows as well as to cover the areas of my head that of been scratched out and scabbed due to dermatillomania. This disorder isn't actually very good for my body it causes me to scratch places on me touches my arms and legs and head and also me the need to burn myself in excruciating heated water such as in the shower. In any case I won the "burn war" given that she ran out of things to say of me. Is actually fun to point out her flaws given she did not expect me to say anything about her art and I did. We are both artists but my art is different from hers. I primarily do things such as humanistic sketching and nonsubjective pieces focusing on the meaning the beholder creates. I cleanly pointed out that her artwork is bad considering that she does nothing but draw naked men having sexual intercourse with one another, which if I may point out is really isn't anthropologically possible given the ways in which she draws them. The way in which she draws them makes it seem as though a male is acting as a female, however this doesn't really make sense given the fact that males reproductive organs do not work the same way as a female reproductive organs yet she's drawing things at an angle as if they Were. I noticed given that I did have to draw naked people last year in art... Rather disgusting by the way. In any case that bothered me greatly and I did tell her of this in front of the class... Just to be rude and being rude of course! Don't ever push me into a burn war because I will Win... And then won't be good for either of us... Because I'll reflect on what a bad person I am later... TBC

[ShellyBelly]

OMG! Your come back her nearly killed me. That was darn funny! I have never won a burn war and usually retreat from people who insult me because I never know what to say back.  Good for you, Miska. Lol!

[Mишка (Miska)]

Yeah I know the writing seems kind of crappy and the grammar is bad but this is primarily because I was using the microphone to record what I was saying and write it so that way I wouldn't have to write it myself. (I mean the microphone on my cell phone)